timemagazine:

TIME’s new cover: Never Offline. The Apple Watch is just the start. How wearable tech will change your life 

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

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blimeygames:

dokuroou:

ヒィイイイ!一人称視点で見る屋根の上からのアイキャンフライ : カラパイア

I broke my legs watching this.

omfg

officialunitedstates:

doctonwho:

officialunitedstates:

hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

I knew that

no you didnt

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

image

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